Stalker Application Form

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Stalker Application Form

Due to an excess of free time, another page has found its way onto my website. The Stalker Application Form, a form that you can fill out whenever you wish to apply to be someone's stalker. I felt that the Stalking Guild, or 'Stalkers Anonymous' (motto: "We Scare Because We Care") needed some organization. Feel free to print this out, and then fill it out. You could probably sneak it under the stalkee's door or something..........

Name (optional): ____________________________________________

Address (optional): __________________________________________

Phone Number (optional): ____________________________________

Nickname: _________________________________________________

Name of Stalkee: ____________________________________________

Are you looking for a full or part time position?: _________________

Preferred Stalking Hours: _____________________________________

Day(s) Available to Stalk: _____________________________________

Reason(s) for Stalking: _______________________________________

___________________________________________________________

Stalking Experience: _________________________________________

____________________________________________________________

Past People Stalked (optional): ________________________________

____________________________________________________________

How did you learn about this stalking position?: _________________

____________________________________________________________

Please give a brief description of what you plan to do, should you get

accepted as the previously indicated person's stalker (no more than

150 words): ________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________

Stalkee's Signature of Approval (optional, or forgable):

________________________________________

Another masterfully done work of art. I hope this helps some poor soul that's out there, somewhere..........